What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:35
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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
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HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
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After a few moments he returns.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?